Have you heard of bitchy resting face?
It's an awful condition that affects millions of women, and even the rich and famous aren't immune to the disease. In fact, Kristen Stewart seems to be suffering from the late stages of this awful illness.
Sadly, there are a series of other diseases that have strikingly similar symptoms, but they all effect the face in different ways. Here's a look at bitchy resting face's sister illnesses:
Stitchy Resting Face
Joan Rivers and many other older celebrities (such as Frankenstein) are suffering from this pandemic
Sitchy Resting Face
The result of this disease is a horrid half smile and orange skin (is that Eminem's mini-me?)
Quidditchy Resting Face
Ron looks super serious about his Game of Brooms (See also: Snitchy Resting face)
|Source: Harry Potter Wiki|
Twitchy Resting Face
He knows how to make a bitch twitch (shout out to other longtime fans of SYTYCD)
Abercrombie and Fitchy Resting Face
Sadly, this condition doesn't make you look like an A&F model: It makes you look like the scumbag CEO
Lichy Resting Face
|Source: Adventure Time Wiki|
Witchy Resting Face
Witch, please. I was green long before you became the second most famous green Muppet.
Richie Rich Resting Face
Remember when this brat with more money than he knew what to do with played a rich brat with more money than he knew what to do with in that awful movie?
Benchy Resting Face
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